Big Trouble for little bipeds.

I kept my head down today, like a dog on a hunting trip with Vice President Cheney. It all started when mom got a bad headache this morning. Dad told the biped puppies, they needed to go outside and get some fresh air. They pleaded to play the xbox, but dad told them no and said they need to be outside to run off some energy.

Dad also went outside with them and started mowing the backyard. The biped puppies took this opportunity to go back inside and wake their mother to ask her. Mom not knowing what dad had told them, said they could. When dad noticed they were not outside, he came inside and found them playing the xbox, man you should have seen their faces!

They knew they were toast. The puppies started to weave lies. Trying to first cover their bottoms, then in an attempt to divert the wrath of the father to their former friend in crime. After after the smoke and tears cleared, it was not till the punishment of loosing the xbox and the tv, that the wailing really started.

Even more of a loss was dads trust, something they will have to earn back. However after several more lies from the puppies today, dad is starting to think the biped puppies have jumped with both paws into a new stage.

I always knew I was the favorite!