Worse than a trip to the Vet?

Dog, am I dreading this weekend. It is Meagan’s birthday, but that is not the problem. The problem is that Mom and Dad are letting this biped puppy have a sleepover. Do you know what it is going to be like having 10 or so girls all the age of around 7 or so? And I am not talking dog years here either!

Dog, am I worried about it… I just don’t know what I am going to do. Dad at least has a room to hide in. I just hope that he will let me stay with him. I will not let them put bows on me. This dog does not wag that way. I will take a finger off first.